Quote from Ron Swanson in The Possum
Mark: There is a basket of oil-soaked rags above a wood burning stove. Ron Swanson: Oh, good thing I've got a fire extinguisher. Which, I can assure you, is totally up to your precious code. Mark: Um, this says it should be recharged June of 1996. Ron Swanson: Those dates are arbitrary. They're like those expiration dates that the government forces companies to put on yogurt and medicine. Observe. Watch yourself. Mark: Yeah. [As Ron attempts to spray the fire extinguisher, a small trickle of orange liquid runs out] Ron Swanson: Okay, I'll replace this. Happy?