Quote from Leslie Knope in Leslie's House
Leslie Knope: I'm very sorry that I invited Wendy to the party. Phil: Is Wendy one of the teachers? Tom: No, she's my soon-to-be ex-wife. Leslie Knope: And hopefully-then-to-be future-wife. Look, I'm really sorry. I put a new romance in front of an old friendship. Tom: Okay. Leslie Knope: I put a beautiful man in front of an adorable man-child. Tom: You're ruining it. Leslie Knope: I put a big white stallion in front of a little brown pony. Tom: Totally uncalled for.