Leslie Knope: I'm very sorry that I invited Wendy to the party.
Phil: Is Wendy one of the teachers?
Tom: No, she's my soon-to-be ex-wife.
Leslie Knope: And hopefully-then-to-be future-wife. Look, I'm really sorry. I put a new romance in front of an old friendship.
Tom: Okay.
Leslie Knope: I put a beautiful man in front of an adorable man-child.
Tom: You're ruining it.
Leslie Knope: I put a big white stallion in front of a little brown pony.
Tom: Totally uncalled for.