Ron Swanson: Knope. Wait.
Leslie Knope: Ron, it's okay. Just sign the thing.
Ron Swanson: No, Leslie, it's not okay. You just put my needs in front of your own. No woman has ever done that for me before.
Leslie Knope: I'm sure that's not true.
Ron Swanson: You see the kind of women that I choose, right? Look, just wait for me downstairs. If I'm not down in five minutes, it's only because I'm receiving a pleasure so intense...
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God.