Ron Swanson: So you talked to Tammy? What's it like to stare into the eye of Satan's butthole?
Leslie Knope: She's changed, Ron. She's a different person. I just, I think it would be healthy for you to get a sense of closure. Look at Mark and me. We slept together. We talked about it, we're still friends.
Ron Swanson: You slept with Brendanawicz?
Leslie Knope: No.
Ron Swanson: Look, Tammy and I don't work. We are oil and water. Or oil, and TNT, and C-4, and a detonator, and a butane torch. Nothing good will come... [stands up] Wait. She's here, isn't she?