Leslie Knope: I appreciate and thank you in advance for your unwavering support.
Tom: I think you should go to jail. Think about what you've done.
Ron Swanson: Go to jail? What's going on?
Leslie Knope: Ron, I have a very important and very long story to tell you.
Ron Swanson: Put it in an e-mail?
Leslie Knope: Nope.