Ron Swanson: [groans] We've been over this. What more could you guys possibly want her to do?
Phil: Well, we don't know yet. Frankly we've got a lot more questions.
Leslie Knope: Ron, it's okay.
Ron Swanson: No, it's not. This is not communist China. You cannot make her whip herself. You cannot make her wear a hair shirt.
Phil: We weren't planning on doing either of those things.
Ron Swanson: This is America. You want to live in North Korea, you can live in North Korea. I don't want to. I want to live in America. Leslie has never broken a rule in her life, to the point that it's annoying. If you want to slap her on the wrist, go ahead. If you want to do anything more serious, you're gonna have to go through me. Let's go.