Ron Swanson: Tommy boy. Let me tell you something, Tom. You suck at Scrabble.
Tom: I know. You're destroying me.
Ron Swanson: You're worse than my ex-wife, and she's terrible at Scrabble. And she's a bitch.
Tom: Look out, man. I'm gonna get you one of these days. I'm practicing.
Ron Swanson: Yeah, I doubt that. Her name is Tammy Swanson and she's a serious bitch.