Quote from Ron Swanson in The Reporter
Ron Swanson: Tommy boy. Let me tell you something, Tom. You suck at Scrabble. Tom: I know. You're destroying me. Ron Swanson: You're worse than my ex-wife, and she's terrible at Scrabble. And she's a bitch. Tom: Look out, man. I'm gonna get you one of these days. I'm practicing. Ron Swanson: Yeah, I doubt that. Her name is Tammy Swanson and she's a serious bitch.