Leslie Knope: Okay, we're gonna do some scenes and demonstrate ways that you can resist Tammy. I will play Tammy. Ron will play you. [as Tammy] Hey there, horsey. Time to mount up and ride on into Bonertown. What do you say we get stanky in that pet store bathroom? Huh, Jamm? Hmm? Huh? Huh?
Councilman Jamm: Do it.
Ron Swanson: There will be no sex today, Tammy.
Leslie Knope: Oh.
Ron Swanson: Instead, why don't you go into the pet store and feed yourself to the snakes? To hell with you, woman. Good-bye.
Leslie Knope: Hey, you big hunk of wiener meat. I've got 40 handtowels, some energy bars, and a Chinese finger trap. Let's get gross.
Ron Swanson: This gambit has failed. To hell with you, woman. Good-bye.
Councilman Jamm: What are you wearing?
Ron Swanson: It's a crotch-blinder of my own design. In this scenario, she will be coming at you pants-less.