Woman: That'll be $8, please.
Ben: What, you're charging us for coffee? What kind of a business-- uh-oh.
Harvey: Oh, hello, gentlemen.
Ben: Gotta be kidding me. You own this place too?
Harvey: That's right, dickweed. You wanna talk deal? Because my prices have gone up ever so slightly since I saw you last.
Ben: No, we're not giving in to your crazy demands. There are plenty of other tent rental places within driving distance.
Tom: Yeah, I'm calling Tent Emporium right now.
Harvey: [answers phone] Tent Emporium. How can I help you, buttface?
Tom: What?
Ben: Come on.
Harvey: Yes. I own every tent store in Southern Indiana. Tent Town, Rent Ten Tents, the Tent Offensive, and Ace Tentura Tent Detective. I also own a chick-fil-a franchise, but that's not doing so hot right now. Whatever.
Ben: Let's get outta here.
Harvey: [answers phone] You've reached the Tentagon. How can I help you, buttface?