Leslie Knope: I like capitalism. I love competition. I'm more competitive than you.
Ron Swanson: I don't think so.
Leslie Knope: I think so.
Ron Swanson: Settle down.
Leslie Knope: No, settle up. 'Cause the bill's been paid, and I've paid it, and I've won. Look, the point is there has to be a way for the government to help places that add community value but don't necessarily rake in the money.
Ron Swanson: There is not. [sighs] The free market is a jungle. It's beautiful and brutal and should be left alone. When a business fails, it dies, and a new, better one takes its place. Just let business be business and government be government.
Waiter: Here you go.
Ron Swanson: And one number eight. All right, party time.
Leslie Knope: I would suggest sticking around and watching him eat it 'cause it only takes four minutes, and it's pretty amazing.
Ron Swanson: [removes salad leafs] These will not be necessary.