Quote from Andy in Correspondents' Lunch
Andy: Hey, Ben. Ben: Hi. Andy: You wanted to talk to me? Or probably not. I mean, I don't even want to talk to me. Ben: No, I wanted to talk to you. Andy: Oh. Ben: I just wanted to thank you so much for your help, Andy. Sorry we didn't wind up choosing the after-school music program. It's just-- Andy: I totally get it. The music program would be effective, but the ambulance is gonna help people right now who are in trouble and will probably look good in the media. Ben: Yeah, that's... exactly right. Charles: Your morning tea, Mr. Wyatt. Andy: Imagine all the money you could save if you didn't have to pay for this expensive stuff. [chuckling] Am I right? You could help, like, a zillion more charities. Ben: Yeah, that's... also exactly right. I feel like I should have thought of that. Andy: Well, let me tell you something else that's interesting, Ben. Ben: What? Andy: I farted five minutes ago. Didn't even smell it till just now. That's how tight my pants are. Anyhow... Later days, dudes.