Andy: Miss Beavers, this is official police business. I hope we didn't wake you up.
Ethel Beavers: It's after 10:00. I've been asleep for four hours. What do you want?
April: We need you to sign this. It's a marriage license.
Barry: Ethel? Is it robbers?
Ethel Beavers: No, go back to bed.
Andy: Aww, is that your husband?
Ethel Beavers: I'm not married. I was on a date tonight. It went well, he's sleeping over.
April: Cool.
Andy: It'd really mean a lot if you sign it. It's for Leslie Knope and Ben Wyatt. I think you know them?
Ethel Beavers: They dragged me out in the freezing cold once, so they could tell each other "I love you." It was annoying.
Andy: Oh, thank you so much! You have got an amazing house and a really cool nightgown and seem to be super good at dating.
April: Yeah, so can we adopt you as our grandma?
Ethel Beavers: Fine.
Andy: [laughs] Cool!
Both: We love you, Grandma!