Leslie Knope: As a loyal Pawneean, I've always been proud of this town, and, I, oh, um, sorry. My cards got out of order here when they fell. Together, we can defeat obese children. I'm sure that was something positive, originally. I'm sorry, okay, this is just a disaster, isn't it? This is the worst political event ever in history. Well, um, I can assure you people in the bleachers that, if you follow my campaign, it will be interesting.
Pete: It sure will be! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Pistol Pete, and around here, I'm a Pawnee legend! [cheers and applause] I just wanted to say that I fully endorse Leslie Knope. She's got a great team behind her, and a vote for her is a slam dunk. [cheers and applause]
Leslie Knope: Thanks, Pistol Pete! Wow, we're so happy to have you. Oh, hey. There he goes. Come on, Pete! [Pete falls on the ice] Oh! [crowd gasps]
Ann: Okay, stay still. Stay down.
Leslie Knope: Pistol Pete, everybody. Still got it.