Leslie Knope Quote #835
Quote from Leslie Knope in The Comeback Kid
Leslie Knope: As a loyal Pawneean, I've always been proud of this town, and, I, oh, um, sorry. My cards got out of order here when they fell. Together, we can defeat obese children. I'm sure that was something positive, originally. I'm sorry, okay, this is just a disaster, isn't it? This is the worst political event ever in history. Well, um, I can assure you people in the bleachers that, if you follow my campaign, it will be interesting.
Pete: It sure will be! Ladies and gentlemen, I'm Pistol Pete, and around here, I'm a Pawnee legend! [cheers and applause] I just wanted to say that I fully endorse Leslie Knope. She's got a great team behind her, and a vote for her is a slam dunk. [cheers and applause]
Leslie Knope: Thanks, Pistol Pete! Wow, we're so happy to have you. Oh, hey. There he goes. Come on, Pete! [Pete falls on the ice] Oh! [crowd gasps]
Ann: Okay, stay still. Stay down.
Leslie Knope: Pistol Pete, everybody. Still got it.
Parks and Recreation Quotes
‘The Comeback Kid’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Leslie Knope: Ron, how's the stage coming?
Ron Swanson: Well, since we had to jettison the bulk of the wood, this is the biggest I could make it.
Leslie Knope: Oh, my God. Good lord, what happened to the rest of my face?
Andy: We had to "Jetsons" most of the poster too, but I kind of like it, 'cause windows are the eyes to the house.
Quote from Tom
Tom: [on the phone] Akash, buddy, of course I came to you first. You're the best carpet man in Pawnee. But here's my question. Do your carpets match your drapes? [laughs]
[aside to camera:]
Tom: How do you make any event classy on a budget? Red carpet. My entire apartment is red carpet. On top of that, leading into my bedroom, a second red carpet. Oh, what's this in my shoe? Red carpet insole. Everywhere I go, I'm walking on red carpet.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Ron, you're constructing the stage?
Ron Swanson: Yes, ma'am.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: Leslie wanted to hire a contractor to build a stage. I don't want to paint with a broad brush here, but every single contractor in the world is a miserable, incompetent thief.