Leslie Knope: Okay, buddy, time is up. Give us the keys.
Kelly Larson: They're hidden somewhere very far away.
Leslie Knope: Then we're gonna have to cut you loose.
Kelly Larson: Why? I'm not doing anything wrong.
Ron Swanson: Yes, you are. You're trespassing.
Kelly Larson: Well, the fact remains this is perfectly legal.
Leslie Knope: No, it's not. You're trespassing.
Kelly Larson: Look, I really don't want to cause any trouble, but I am not gonna leave until you put Twilight in the time capsule. This muscle-headed storm trooper doesn't scare me.
Leslie Knope: Go ahead, Artie.
Kelly Larson: [screaming] No! No! No! No! No! Please! No! No! No! No! No! No! Get him away from me! I am very scared of you! [screaming]
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: All right! Okay! All right! All right! All right! Stop. If he wants to stay in there, I'll let him stay in there. In two hours, he's gonna be so hungry and freaked out, he's gonna be begging me to... He brought a pillow.
Kelly Larson: Hey, Leslie, I'm making some sleepytime tea. You want any?
Leslie Knope: [sighs]