Leslie Knope Quote #519
Quote from Leslie Knope in Time Capsule
Leslie Knope: Okay, buddy, time is up. Give us the keys.
Kelly Larson: They're hidden somewhere very far away.
Leslie Knope: Then we're gonna have to cut you loose.
Kelly Larson: Why? I'm not doing anything wrong.
Ron Swanson: Yes, you are. You're trespassing.
Kelly Larson: Well, the fact remains this is perfectly legal.
Leslie Knope: No, it's not. You're trespassing.
Kelly Larson: Look, I really don't want to cause any trouble, but I am not gonna leave until you put Twilight in the time capsule. This muscle-headed storm trooper doesn't scare me.
Leslie Knope: Go ahead, Artie.
Kelly Larson: [screaming] No! No! No! No! No! Please! No! No! No! No! No! No! Get him away from me! I am very scared of you! [screaming]
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: All right! Okay! All right! All right! All right! Stop. If he wants to stay in there, I'll let him stay in there. In two hours, he's gonna be so hungry and freaked out, he's gonna be begging me to... He brought a pillow.
Kelly Larson: Hey, Leslie, I'm making some sleepytime tea. You want any?
Leslie Knope: [sighs]
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Donna: You should listen to him. Those books are good.
[aside to camera:]
Donna: Oh, I love any book about vampires, werewolves, monsters, zombies, sorcerers, beasties, or time-traveling romances. And if I had an hour alone with Robert Pattinson, he would forget all about Skinnylegs McGee. I'll tell you that much.
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: And I am submitting this. A brief history of everything that has ever happened since Pawnee was founded. Not like you get extra credit for this, but I did type it from memory. And for the first time ever compiled, it includes a complete list of every official town slogan we've ever had.
April: Oh, my God, Leslie.
Leslie Knope: I know. Can you believe it?
April: That's crazy.
Leslie Knope: Isn't it?
[aside to camera:]
Leslie Knope: "Pawnee: The Paris of America. Pawnee: The Akron of Southwest Indiana. Pawnee: Welcome, German soldiers." After the Nazis took France, our mayor kind of panicked. "Pawnee: The factory fire capital of America. Pawnee: Welcome, Vietnamese soldiers. Pawnee: Engage with Zorp." For a brief time in the '70s, our town was taken over by a cult. "Pawnee: Zorp is dead. Long live Zorp. Pawnee: It's safe to be here now. Pawnee: Birthplace of Julia Roberts." That was a lie, she sued, and so we had to change it. "Pawnee: Home of the world-famous Julia Roberts lawsuit." "Pawnee: Welcome, Taliban soldiers." And finally, our current slogan: "Pawnee: First in friendship, fourth in obesity."
Quote from Leslie Knope
Leslie Knope: So that's what today's forum is for. We're gonna hear suggestions from everyone, and then whichever items we generally agree on will go into the time capsule. Please remember this is a government project, so we need to refrain from corporate promotion and religious items. Who'd like to start?
Man: I think we should put in the Bible.
Leslie Knope: Great.