Larry Ludgate: Well, hello there. You must be Ron Swanson. Well, welcome to Castle Ludgate!
Rita Ludgate: [o.s] Larry, who is it?
Larry Ludgate: It's Zuzu's boss.
Rita Ludgate: Oh, Ron. Rita Ludgate. Oh, you have no idea how nice it is to meet you. Well, oh, come in, for gosh sake. What can I get you to drink? Ooh. Could you take your shoes off, please? Thank you so much.
Ron Swanson: Uh, nothing to drink. Thanks. Is April around?
Larry Ludgate: Uh, Zuzu, you have a guest!
Rita Ludgate: Well, I'll fetch her. She's probably on the Internet again.
Larry Ludgate: Uh, I'll come with you. Uh, you make yourself at home, Mr. Swanson.
Ron Swanson: Thank you. You must be April's sister. I'm Ron.
[The girl briefly looks at Ron, stands up, walks by him without saying a word or making eye contact]
Ron Swanson: [clears throat] Nice to meet you.