Andy: Hey, Mark. The shoeshine stand still doesn't have that syphilis medication you were asking about. Ann, hey! What a coincidence! Are you in this office purely for business reasons?
Ann: Pleasure, actually. My boyfriend Mark works here. He's sitting right next to me.
Mark: Hey, Andy. What a surprise, running into you all day, every day, every single place that we are.
Andy: Likewise. Well, I guess I'll see you guys around.
Ann: See you.
Andy: Oh! Uh, also, Mark, again, we don't have those extra-small condoms you ordered. I called the factory, it's gonna take a special order. Not just because of the size, but because of the weird shape as well. Something they've never dealt with before. We'll talk.
[aside to camera:]
Andy: Mark never asked me for any small, weirdly-shaped condoms. I made that up. Every day, I subtly chip away at their relationship. Weakening it, little by little.