[Pawnee, 2025:]
Tom: Because my first book was such a smash, I had to come up with a new angle for the follow-up. Then it hit me... Failure 2.0: Failing to Fail.
Donna: Love it.
Tom: How's everything? You properly treating yourself out there in Seattle?
Donna: In a manner of speaking. Joe and I spend most of our time on the foundation.
Tom: [sighs] I can't believe you went nonprofit. I mean, I love you. You're one of my best friends, but you have betrayed me and everything we stand for. You've changed.
Donna: Maybe you're right. By the way, what time is it? Oh, it looks like it's half past spla-Dow!
Both: What?
Tom: I take it all back. That's a lot of diamonds. Give me, give me, give me, give me, give me!