Ron Swanson: I couldn't help but notice, from afar, that you are both acting like weirdoes. I further suspect you have not yet talked about what happened.
Tom: What? I don't even know what you're talking about us having not talked about.
Ron Swanson: I only meant to say that there's no shame in declaring how you feel to a person you cherish. I am sorry if I caused a problem. Because the two of you make a good team. If you'll excuse me, I missed out on the food, and was denied a fascinating conversation about Michigan limestone. But I'll be damned if I don't properly honor the expression of romantic love.