Donna: Knope, I need to talk to you.
Leslie Knope: What's up?
Donna: I know I technically work for Gryzzl, but these fools have crossed a line. Have you gotten one of these GryzzlBoxes?
Leslie Knope: Well, yeah, but I haven't opened it yet. Planning on sending it back after I wrote a sternly-worded letter about how I cannot be bought with free gifts.
Donna: These are my free gifts. Two honey bears... and a canister of sugar plums. "Honeybear" and "Sugar Plum" are the special names Joe and I call each other.
Both: Aww.
Donna: Yeah, we're adorable, but this is creepy. Because we only call each other these things on the phone or in texts. How do they even know?