April: Andy, you already have three Johnny Karate shows tomorrow.
Andy: No, not according to my file here. Oh, I forgot, other hand. Crap.
April: Okay, we need a better system. Look, I'll just write down an itinerary for you, so you can just focus on songs.
Andy: Okay, well, you have to catalog all this stuff. I mean, this is hours' worth of work.
April: What is that? "Don't tell secret"?
Andy: Oh, no, that's not one.
April: Andy, if you have a secret, you have to tell me. That's the whole point of marriage. You get twice the secrets.
Andy: Dude, it is nothing. I don't have anything. I'm not acting weird. You're acting weird. Excuse me. I have to get back to work now. [lifts shirt over head]