Ben: [answers phone] Hey, honey.
Leslie Knope: Hey. It's your me. It's wife.
Ben: It's Leslie, uh, Knope.
Leslie Knope: I have very big news for you.
Ben: Oh, well, my teeth are blue. Blueberries are alcohol...
Leslie Knope: What? Are you having a stroke?
Ben: And I was just saying to Ron that my dog's Jewish. [drops phone] Oh. Phone water.