Ben: Okay, you know what? I need to say something. [stands on table] I like Larry. He is a good friend and a fine man with an inexplicably gorgeous wife. I mean, to the point where it makes no sense at all. Sorry. Getting off track. He is a nice person, and we should all stand up and say, "I... like..."
Tom: Ben! No! What are you doing?
Donna: Uh, he's embarrassing himself and throwing away his career.
Leslie Knope: Sweetheart, stop.
Ben: O, captain, my captain.
Ron Swanson: What is happening?
Ben: Larry is my friend.
Jerry: Thank you, Ben. I mean that. [walks into trash can] Oh. [farts] Got so startled I tooted.