Ron Swanson: The receptionist says she'll fit you in as soon as there's an opening. If you're all right, I'm gonna head back to the park.
Andy: Wait, wait, wait, real quick, real quick. Do you know what my social security number is? Or if I'm allergic to anything? I don't like corn. Should I put that down? Or will that be confusing? Because I do like candy corn. Oh, Ron. What a mess.
Ron Swanson: [groans] Here, let me help you.
[aside to camera:]
Ron Swanson: All I wanted was two hours where I got to forget that I was a parent.
Andy: Ron, look. I found all three differences.
Ron Swanson: Those are two completely different pictures.