Leslie Knope: You wanted to see me?
Ben: Yeah, real quick. Remember when you said you would close up shop on the slogan thing?
Leslie Knope: Yes.
Ben: You did do that, right? You didn't somehow get the email addresses for every person who voted for the "Stick up the butt" slogan and then write each of them a personalized heartfelt email telling them to do the right thing and vote for a real slogan?
Leslie Knope: Are you crazy? What a crazy talk you just did with your funny words.
Ben: Well, someone wrote those emails. And we got about 300 complaints and as a cherry on top some hackers got really mad about the invasion of privacy and attacked the website. Look what they did to Peebo. He's wearing a hat made of penises.
Leslie Knope: [sighs] Oh, boy.