Leslie Knope: [whispers] How am I supposed to keep my voice down when you had your baby, [high-pitched] and you didn't tell me that you had your baby?
Ron Swanson: Why would you need to know something like that?
Leslie Knope: Why would I-- Oh, my God. I have not even sent Diane a gift. She's just walking around, wondering why I haven't sent her a gift yet.
April: Should we do something?
Ron Swanson: Just let her tire herself out.
Jerry: If you need anything from us, Ron, please just let us know.
Ron Swanson: Actually there is something. Could one of you please stop by the pet store and pick up some fish food for me?
Leslie Knope: When did you get a fish?