Leslie Knope Quote #1403
Quote from Leslie Knope in The Wall
Leslie Knope: [whispers] How am I supposed to keep my voice down when you had your baby, [high-pitched] and you didn't tell me that you had your baby?
Ron Swanson: Why would you need to know something like that?
Leslie Knope: Why would I-- Oh, my God. I have not even sent Diane a gift. She's just walking around, wondering why I haven't sent her a gift yet.
April: Should we do something?
Ron Swanson: Just let her tire herself out.
Jerry: If you need anything from us, Ron, please just let us know.
Ron Swanson: Actually there is something. Could one of you please stop by the pet store and pick up some fish food for me?
Leslie Knope: When did you get a fish?
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‘The Wall’ Quotes
Quote from Ron Swanson
Leslie Knope: Guys, get in here! Ron has a baby!
Andy: Oh, Ron, cool baby.
Ron Swanson: Thank you, Andrew. Everyone, I'd like to introduce you to my son, John middle name redacted Swanson. John was born some time ago, weighing multiple pounds and several ounces. Much like his father, he is a fan of silence. Please keep your voices down.
Quote from Tom
Ben: Okay, this is the really exciting part. We buy tetrachloroethylene at $1.60 a gallon, but we sell it back at 2.38 a gallon. Now I know what you're thinking. What if it's a cleaner who wants to buy glycol ethers?
Tom: Ben, stop! This is so boring! This is like listening to a TED talk by the color beige.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: [aside to camera] In the time I've worked here, I've taken great pains to see as little of this building as possible. Turns out the third floor is silent, empty, and completely free of government work. I can't think of anything more beautiful to share with my son.