April: There he is! Ron, how about this guy?
Ron Swanson: Yes, he is a handsome fellow. Hello, dog. I'll take him.
April: That was easy. Awesome. Well, Donna can help you get started on the paperwork. Donna?
Ron Swanson: "Why lie? I'm shopping. Back in an hour."
April: Ugh! God, she's always just leaving and not telling me.