Officer Killnose: We've got a couple of customs agents coming down from the border, and they are not happy.
Ben: I can't believe this. I never break the law. I've never even jaywalked.
Officer Killnose: Never?
Ben: I mean, I-I-I-- everyone does it sometimes.
Officer Killnose: Just add that to the charges. Well, well, well, we got a hit on your prints. Seems you're wanted for tax fraud in Colorado?
Ben: What? I've never even been to Colorado. I mean, I had a layover in Denver once.
Officer Killnose: Man, you can't keep your story straight, can you?
Ben: Come on!