Tom: April created a new position for herself, and I wanna do the same. The town could use more private-sector money after the merger. So as business liaison, I would find companies looking to move or expand, and convince them to do it in Pawnee.
Ron Swanson: Now this is a good idea. You've come a long way, son. And while I got you here... talking tissue. Go for it.
Tom's voice: Yo, dog! Life is what you make of it.
Tom: [off Ron's stare] Leave while I'm ahead? You got it. [exits]
Tom's voice: Clear them sinuses, playboy! Someone's got the sniffies. Tell your mama you love 'er. Step up your vitamin "C" game, bro!