Donna: If you really want to unload that little horror cabin, you gonna need a professional to stage it properly. Lucky for you, I recently got my real estate license. Spladow! Check it.
Ron Swanson: "Regal Meagle Realty." [Donna mouths to camera] "Find your castle." Fine, I suppose I could use some help.
Tom: Yo, Donna, let me get a little skin in the game, maybe split that commission?
Donna: All right. Show me what you got. I'll split that commish.
Both: [sings] Split that commish.