Quote from Ron Swanson in The Cones of Dunshire
Tom: Video-Ron-demand. What you carrying, my dude? Ron Swanson: The time has come to sell my cabin. But I haven't had much luck finding a buyer. April: "For sale. Small house. Location: Forest." It's a little wordy, don't you think? Donna: "Current owner will not clean up shotgun shells or animal carcasses." The hell is wrong with you, Swanson? Ron Swanson: Fine, I'll clean up the shotgun shells, but the carcasses remain to fertilize my berry patch.