Tom: And I think we still have traction with those two.
Dirk: Oh, hey, man. I love the mustache. So funny. You ever think about twisting it up at the ends, huh? Use a little beeswax?
Ron Swanson: The open house is now closed. We are not accepting bids at this time. The sun sets in 95 minutes. Good day.
Tom: [laughs] That's part of the charm of this whole place, the cantankerous old coot who owns it. It's authentic!