Councilman Jamm: Everyone, take your seats, so this witch hunt may proceed as scheduled. Speaking of, uh, where are the witches?
Leslie Knope: They're right here! Well, we're not witches. That's sexist and offensive. But we're right here, and we are not gonna sit in this room and let you drag our names through the mud just to score some cheap political points.
Councilman Jamm: How dare you demean the value of the political points I'm scoring?
Leslie Knope: We have had enough. I am going back to work so I can do some good for this town, and my friend Donna is coming with me.
Donna: Hmm. I prefer "El Diablo."
Councilman Jamm: Uh, this is not over, Ms. Knope!
Typhoon: Donna, quit punishing me! I miss you.
Donna: Uh-uh! Bridge burned, Typhoon. Or should I say, "Norman"? Uh-huh.