Donna Quote #112
Quote from Donna in Gin It Up!
Councilman Jamm: Everyone, take your seats, so this witch hunt may proceed as scheduled. Speaking of, uh, where are the witches?
Leslie Knope: They're right here! Well, we're not witches. That's sexist and offensive. But we're right here, and we are not gonna sit in this room and let you drag our names through the mud just to score some cheap political points.
Councilman Jamm: How dare you demean the value of the political points I'm scoring?
Leslie Knope: We have had enough. I am going back to work so I can do some good for this town, and my friend Donna is coming with me.
Donna: Hmm. I prefer "El Diablo."
Councilman Jamm: Uh, this is not over, Ms. Knope!
Typhoon: Donna, quit punishing me! I miss you.
Donna: Uh-uh! Bridge burned, Typhoon. Or should I say, "Norman"? Uh-huh.
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Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: That's your will? You need that many pages to say, "Give my stuff to my wife"?
Ben: It's a complicated legal document.
Ron Swanson: It doesn't have to be. I've had the same will since I was eight years old.
Ben: "Upon my death, all of my belongings shall transfer to the man or animal who has killed me." What are these weird symbols?
Ron Swanson: The man who kills me will know.
Quote from Ron Swanson
Ron Swanson: Death does not scare me. What I am worried about is spoiling my children. I don't want 'em to be the kind of people who never work, live off their trust funds, who buy their wooden furniture. I will leave my children $50 apiece for the cab home from my funeral and a steak dinner, end of discussion.
Ben: Okay. I mean, look, it doesn't matter how much money you leave your kids. What matters is that you teach them the right values. But, if something horrible happens, and you want your kids to be left alone with no safety net, just so they can learn some kind of weird lesson, then, by all means, leave your fortune to the wild boar who gores you to death.
Ron Swanson: I'd never lose to a boar. [dart hits board]
Quote from Ron Swanson
Trevor Nelsson: Mr. Swanson, let's begin by filling out this form, listing your assets and liabilities.
Ron Swanson: Nice try. I'm not telling you how much money I have, where it's hidden, or which precious metals and/or gemstones it may or may not take the form of.