Ben: Okay, let's take a look at this list of assets owned by the Eagleton government. 400 Segway scooters. Sell 'em. They're gone. You had six full-time baristas on the payroll. The baristas are gone. As are the masseurs. And the full-time barista who provided coffee for the masseurs.
Chris: It is excellent having the old band back together again. You know what? This calls for some celebratory lunges. One... two...