Leslie Knope: If you would just slow down a little, then I could arrange balloons or a flower cake or a bouncy castle--
Ron Swanson: Ah! Ethel Beavers, we would like a marriage license, please and thank you.
Ethel Beavers: What's the date of the wedding?
Ron Swanson: Today.
Diane: It's a bit unusual, but we both--
Ethel Beavers: Don't care.