Tom: Investors, I have some very exciting news about Rent-A-Swag. Someone - I'm not saying Diddy, but I'm not not saying Diddy - has offered to buy out Rent-A-Swag for a buttload of money.
Ron Swanson: How big a buttload, son?
Tom: We would all basically double our investments.
Donna: Are you kidding me? Sell, baby. Imagine the kind of treat-yourself day we could have with the profits. I'm talking pedicures on pedicures on pedicures.
Tom: That is appealing.