Ron Swanson: I've made my point. Leslie has made hers. Which way are you voting, Councilman?
Councilman Jamm: Uh, well, I'm kind of still on the fence about this budget thing, but I do love watching you guys squabble over me. You sure make a guy feel like a real lady.
Leslie Knope: Weird.
Councilman Jamm: All right, how about this? You two play each other. Nine holes. Winner gets my vote.
Leslie Knope: I'm game. Ron?
Ron Swanson: An athletic competition where both parties are competing their hardest is certainly more honorable than whatever this charade is.
Chris: Sudden death playoff on the very course that hangs in the balance. I could literally faint if I didn't have impeccable blood pressure.