Ben: I was wondering if you could help me out.
Herman Lerpiss: Say no more. Here's a bunch of guns.
Ben: Nope. Different thing. I saw that you recently won an auction for the JJ's diner waffle iron. And I'd like to-- that's it right there. I'd like to buy it. You and everyone else.
Ann: Hello, Ben. Seems like I love Leslie more than you do. Get in line.
Roz: Yeah. Get in line, pal.
Ben: Who are you?
Roz: I'm Roz. I'm Leslie's mailwoman, and I need to get her a Mail Day present by next Wednesday. It's the anniversary of the first--
Both: Time you delivered her mail. Yeah, we get it.