Leslie Knope: Okay, I have presents! Um... Chris, we got you an Acai tree because the Acai berry is a superfood.
Chris: And a super gift.
Leslie Knope: Donna, we got you some coffee, because you said, and I quote, "I like my coffee like I like my men. Dark, rich, and full-bodied."
Donna: Yes, indeed.
Leslie Knope: Ann, we got you some very rare Hawaiian fertility tea, guaranteed to help you have a baby.
Ann: That's so nice. Where'd you find that?
Leslie Knope: Well, the busboy at our restaurant told us about a guy who we met in a parking lot, and then he had a backpack full of this stuff, and I'm just realizing now that it's not tea. And I'm gonna throw it away.