Leslie Knope: What are we going to do, guys? How are we going to get that money?
Tom: Hey, come on. Cheer up, little pups. Registering for your wedding is the most important moment of your lives. Love... Love fades away. But things... Things are forever.
Ben: That's beautiful. Did the Dalai Lama say that?
Tom: Ooh! A citrus reamer! Oh, this is the only way to ream citrus. You're gonna need two of these.