April: Leslie, I want the Pawnee Commons as bad as you do. Actually, that's not true. You want everything a thousand times more than I do. But we do not want to win this way.
Leslie Knope: Oh, April, I wish you weren't right, but you are. You have turned into a very beautiful, wise, and fertile government employee.
April: Stop.
Ann: It's kind of weird when she just starts raining compliments on you, huh?
April: Don't try to bond with me.
Ann: Can't win.