Chris: There's that shirt.
Ron Swanson: Look, Chris, after the bar last night, I... engaged in consensual activities with Linda.
Chris: I see.
Ron Swanson: I didn't plan it. But it occurred. Now you know.
Chris: Well, thank you for being forthright and telling me. You're a good man, Ron. [Chris hugs Ron] I'm quite lonely.
Ron Swanson: Ah, [bleep].