Andy: Dude, Ron...you have to tell him what happened.
Ron Swanson: Why? It's none of his business.
April: Because he's been super sad lately. It kind of seems like you should at least give him a heads-up so he doesn't get rejected again.
Ron Swanson: I like to not get involved in these matters or any matters of any nature.
Andy: Uh, you know, Ron, someone once told me that this is not how grown-ups deal with tough situations. We face them head-on.
Ron Swanson: [groans] Fine.
Andy: Oh, my God, Ron... It was you who told me that. That's crazy.