April: Hey.
Chris: April Ludgate.
April: Why are you here eating alone?
Chris: I'm not. I'm surrounded by friends... Friends I don't know yet. And I'm engrossed in this book. It's the true story of a woman born with no arms and no legs who attempted to swim the English Channel.
April: That's impossible.
Chris: Oh, she drowned immediately. It's kind of a sad story.
April: Cool.