Ann: You told April you were breaking up with me?
Tom: Ann, we consistently disagree on "who wore it best." You still use an iPad one. You read books all the time.
Ann: Okay, how about my "oh-no-nos" for you? You make me see terrible movies, and then you talk through them. You put 20-inch rims on your Volkswagen golf, and you insist on being introduced as "the brown Gosling."
Tom: Everything you just said makes me like me more.